👉 An 'ante orbital' is like the cosmic equivalent of a space pirate's treasure map, but instead of gold doubloons, it's the unspeakable horrors that lurk in space before we even set foot on our own planet. It's the prelude to interstellar doom, but with a side of sci-fi nonsense thrown in for good measure.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "As the ante orbital of Doom's impending attack loomed, we found ourselves wondering if the aliens had finally figured out how to turn our planet's gravity into a personal torture device."
